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Friday, 3. January 2003
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05:44h
SeaJay had a funny adventure on NYE, and posted it to the DW list. With her permission, I repost it here...
2:00 AM - New Year's Eve/Day "Ma'am, can I see your lisence and registration please?" "Um, yeah. It's here. I think. Ah shit, spilled my coffee... I don't maybe I left it... no wait, I think it's under the seat ... shit....no.... um ... maybe I don't have it." "Ma'am, have you been drinking?" "Just a thousand cups of coffee so I could stay awake this late." "Would you step out of the car, please?" "You have got to be fucking kidding me." "Just step out of the car." "Um, I'm in my pyjamas." "Pardon me?" "Pyjamas." "Um..." "See, I'm picking up my kid from the New Year's festivities and I had to get out of bed and, you know, take an extra geritol and put my teeth in and try and remember where I put the keys and keep the cat from running out the door and then the garage door got stuck and I was running late and I was, you know, getting kind of pissy, so I said, you know, fuck it, and left the pyjamas on. And now, AND NOW, I will have to sleep until next Sunday just to catch up and, believe me, if you make me get out of this car I will cry. Just because it's so unfair to get old, ya know?" Now he's laughing. Not with me, I might add. "Okay, okay. Is this your car?" "Jesus H. Christ, man, who the hell would lend ME their car?" Now he's wishing he had one of those hidden cameras. "Um, cripes! Over there. Just over there. You know, past Polo Park. Okay, from my bathroom I can see Rae and Jerry's. OVER THERE! The one with the brand new roof - which is why I am in my pyjamas instead of an evening gown." He's not sure now what to do. You do not want to know about the next part where I get to the pick up point and have to go inside a crowded place to track down the kid who is not in the appointed place. The upside is that she was so embarrassed that she will never fail to meet when she says she will again. Oi. ... Link |
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