One of my favourite [dw] posts ever. Nonie posted this one on Saturday, May 27, 2000:

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME

to the one and only---

DW SMORGASBORD

featuring:

hors doeuvres---members' and kids' pics, shop talk, clothes, cosmetics, cereal bowls, (and new items in season),

salads--- word play, jokes, sex, banter, link exchanges, poetry

meat dishes---religion, politics, abortion, gun ownership, (vegetarians can easily bypass these dishes and still be well-nourished and satisfied)

veggies---art, movies, music, books, sex, hobbies, verbal sparring, questions and answers, limericks

breads---philosophy, life-situations, relationships, pet peeves, dilemmas

drinks---geek talk, sex, drinks (!?!), hopes and wishes, random thoughts

desserts---sunsets, more kid pics and stories, travel, more sex, dreams, fruits, fooling around, indulgences, fetishes, creativity,

^^^

Customers comments always welcome. Suggestions for additional items are encouraged. Do feel free to drop by every day, or at least every time you're in the neighborhood!

We are very pleased with ourselves, and hope you will be pleased with us too.

Our prices will fit your budget. All we ask is that you bring your own tastes and whatever dining utensils you feel are necessary.

Just in case you're wondering--our staff is made up of volunteers.

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NO TIPPING, PLEASE!!

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